thotmom:

Me in the club when Im tryna have a good time and boys rub they dick on me

(Source: xn--78h)

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise


utterly-insane-panda:

Me.

(Source: joebidennudes)


stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)


rojichu:

tamorapierce:

mothernaturenetwork:

Endangered bird hatches from egg held together with glue, tape
From repairing crushed eggs to developing alluring perfumes that encourage breeding, conservationists are determined to save New Zealand’s rare kakapo.

Why go to this much trouble? You won’t believe how hard these birds are to save.

Hurray for the bird people, and hurray for the nestling kakapo! 

Oh my gosh, the kakapo conservationists work so hard, I remember my grandma sent me the newspaper article when they got the population over 100 birds. One hundred birds. These birds are so endangered they had to be brought back from the absolute brink of extinction and I am always impressed by how hard their caretakers work.

watching porn
  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals